Democrat or Republican

I read this and I don't know who the author of it is. It's really funny and surprisingly accurate. So here it is:

You’re walking through the parking garage with your son. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are CCW certified and legally carrying your Glock 23. You are an expert shot and you have only seconds before he reaches you and your child.

What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my son think?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my son get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this garage so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a bake sale and buy some video cameras for this place. Cameras would make these poor misguided people think twice.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss this with some friends over a latte’ and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican’s Answer:BANG!
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Finish the Job

This is a video made by Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans. They have a simple message, "Finish the Job!"



They say in this video that no matter who's president they need to finish the job. I agree. Unfortunately Barack Obama has sais that he will not finish the job and John McCain has said he will. I think we should form our opinion on the wars with the opinions of the people who have been there. I think it's clear that we need to "Finish the Job!"

Immigrants

Republicans often get accused of being anti-immigration or even anti-immigrant because of their opposition to illegal immigration. This is frankly just not true. This country was built by immigrants. People from all the corners of the world have come to America with different cultures but all with the same dream to be able to live free in America. All of their cultures have mixed and they formed a new and distinct American culture. I welcome immigrants to this country and I think our government should make it easier for good people who want to contribute to and join our society to immigrate here. I am still however opposed to illegal immigration. These people come over here and recieve the benefits that we should get as tax paying citizens. They however recieve these benfits without paying taxes. They also often commit crimes and sue employers because the employers "don't respect their culture and religion." This is crap. If the job requires things that go against your religion then common sensse would dictate that you shouldn't take that job. Right? Well they aparently think that this means that they should sue their employer. It just doesn't make any sense. Anyways when I think about legal immigration I like to think about this song:

Obama Flip-Flops on Gun Control

This is just another one of Mr. Obama's flip-flops. This time he flip-flopped on gun control.

Amazing!

You guys are amazing. When I first started this blog I thought I would probably get bored with it in a couple weeks and delete it. Boy was I wrong. I've had a ton of hits. I thought that the only hit that I would get would be from myself. Oh and please leave a comment on this post as to how you found this blog. Well here is another breakdown of the people who have visited my blog so far:


Num
City
Region
Country Name


240
Yonkers
New York
United States

45
Portland
Oregon
United States

37
Prior Lake
Minnesota
United States

12
Mountain View
California
United States

9
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-
-
-

3
Atlanta
Georgia
United States

2
Boulder
Colorado
United States

2
Savage
Minnesota
United States

2
Greenville
South Carolina
United States

2
Charlotte
North Carolina
United States

1
Omaha
Nebraska
United States

1
Baltimore
Maryland
United States

1
Denver
Colorado
United States

1
Naples
Florida
United States

1
San Francisco
California
United States

1
Fall River
Massachusetts
United States

1
San Diego
California
United States

1
New York
New York
United States

1
Goldsboro
North Carolina
United States

1
Clive
Iowa
United States

1
Alma
Michigan
United States

1
Lafayette
Indiana
United States

1
Rancho Cucamonga
California
United States

1
Jonesboro
Georgia
United States

1
Houston
Texas
United States

1
Washington
District Of Columbia
United States

1
Cupertino
California
United States

Did you see the one hit from Washington DC? I'm going to have to assume that was President Bush.

ConList

Sorry I have been away for so long I was on a trip. I have recently been added to Urbans Conservative's ConList (List of Best Conservative Blogs on the Internet)! The right wing blog "Urban Conservative" is one of the most popular conservative blogs on the internet so being added to this list is quite the honor. Since I have been added to this list I have recieved the honor of getting to place a banner that recognizes this blog as one of the best. It is on the righthand side of the blog. Click on the banner or follow this link: http://www.urbanconservative.com/2007/02/13/best-conservative-blogs-on-the-internet/#comments to see "Republicans Forever" on the list in the "R's" section.

Happy Independence Day!

I hope you all had a fun time celebrating America's 236th birthday!

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New Poll!

I have created a new poll that surveys people about their choice for President. This poll replaces the old poll on George W. Bush's job approval. This poll says that 53% of people approve of the job President Bush is doing. Now go vote!